i tripped over a bra today
i think it was a booby trap
THE BEST USE OF THAT DAMN SCREENCAP EVER
WHY IS IT SO FUCKING HARD TO FIND A GODDAMN DAY JOB?
my physics teacher told us a joke today
three guys are on a boat and they have four cigarettes, but no lighters or matches or anything to light it with. What do they do?
They throw one cigarette over board and the whole boat becomes a cigarette lighter
A CIGARETTE LIGHTER
I ACTUALLY GET IT OH MY GOD YES